Welcome to The Harmonica Chronicle
We here at Harmonica Airlines know that you have a variety of options when you want to fly, and we do appreciate you choosing Harmonica Airlines to take you where you want to go. Should you be connecting to another flight and leaving The Harmonica Chronicle, a gate agent will be available to hustle you along to another URL, because we don't like you anyway. If this is your final destination, we'd like to welcome you to The Harmonica Chronicle, where the porridge is never too hot or too cold, but always tastes just right. We hope you enjoy your stay here and that we see you on Harmonica Airlines again soon.
posted by Harmonica Virgin at 2:14 AM
1 Comments:
Now would be an excellent time to deplane if you don't like our pouridge.
Don't forget the little boy, whose pouridge overrun his bowl and almost floode the entire town.... did this really happen? or was it merely in my mother's rendition of the old fable.
A fan from Arlington, VA.
9:54 AM
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